But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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