Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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