Do vagina's smell?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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