No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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