Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
porn star boner night. come get it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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