Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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