I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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