I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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