i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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