she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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