Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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