Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize