Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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