period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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