Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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