so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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