margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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