Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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