so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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