I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
