in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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