Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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