he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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