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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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