I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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