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is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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