24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
