she was so not down for the gang bang
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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