I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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