She said her name was "party"
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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