I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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