from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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