Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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