he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize