Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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