fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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