K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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