I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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