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I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them

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(813): View more from Florida

No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?

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(757): View more from Virginia

6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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(845): View more from New York

I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.

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(254): View more from Texas

Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.

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(407): View more from Florida

he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.

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