He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i now understand why vodka
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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