omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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