I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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