he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So much Jack, so little girl.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
