we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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