I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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