It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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