they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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