No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
