clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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