Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
