I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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