Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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