so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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