I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I'm really busy with my period
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