I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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