her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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