All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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